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Merry Christmas!

Originally posted on December 25, 2002 @ 1:55 am

It’s 1:55 am and now officially Christmas… so Merry Christmas everyone! Oh and yes I’m in better spirits now… speaking of spirits… hehe… egg nog is very good.

Ok, so I guess that I should go to sleep now but before I do, I’m going to leave you all with “The Jive Server”:

http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/jbc/home/chef.html

If you don’t have an open mind and a good sense of humor, don’t bother going to the link. Good night all!

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Originally posted on December 26, 2002 @ 2:30 pm

Schizophrenia: Do you hear what I hear?

Dementia: I think I’ll be home for Christmas

Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels sing about me

Paranoid: Santa Claus is coming to get me

Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of roasting on an open fire

Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

James Brown’s Celebrity Hot Tub Party

Originally posted on December 18, 2002 @ 2:19 am

Hot tub! Ha! Da!
Ah, full of water!
I say hot tub! Ha!
Day! Ba! Very, very hot. Very hot! Da!
Hot tub! Gonna get ya hot-a!
Gonna make ya sweat! Hey! Say!
Hot tub! Rub a dub in the hot tub!
Rub a dub with me!

Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me sweat?
(Yeah!) Should I get in the hot tub?
(Yeah!) Will it make me wet?
(Yeah!) Well, well, well…

Hot tub! Ah!
Get in!
Gonna get in the water!
Gonna make me sweat! Ah!
Here I go in the hot tub!

Hhhhhiiiigggghhhh!!!

Too hot in the hot tub! Ma!
Burn myself!
Make it cooler!
Good God!
Gonna make me…
I’m gonna get in the hot tub…

I’m being repressed!

Originally posted on January 18, 2003 @ 5:26 pm

Just a quick note to warn everyone that we’re being attacked by Intel Bunny People. I was able to get this picture of them attacking my computer in my office:

Intel Bunny People

It seems they like the number 23 and computers running 1000’s of emulated games. Don’t be fooled. They seem cute and charming at first but they will attack you and start to dance to MC Hammer… ah! Run away! Run away!