Fun & Humor – Page 2

Be Warned For The Microsoft Surface

November 20, 2024

Originally posted on June 8, 2007 @ 12:59 am

Every one who’s interested even only a little in new technology and geek stuff, knows all about the iPhone by now. How wonderful it is, how much it will change your life and revolutionize your garden shed.
But you might also have ~~heard~~ read that Microsoft presented the iPhone big size this week with its Microsoft Surface technology.

What is it? Think iPhone, but bigger. Think iPhone but can do more. Think mobile phone, but with the capacities of a real computer and a BIG screen. In coffee table size format.
Forget touchscreen. Think video capture and analysis of what you do.
Think whatever Apple Inc. was dreaming of, Microsoft just patented and presented it.

But it’s Microsoft and that alone comes brings his specific problems. Find out after the jump, the dangers behind the Surface technology.

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South Park Says The N Word

November 20, 2024

Originally posted on March 9, 2007 @ 10:21 am

Hey South Park fans, I just received a link to a YouTube video from a friend of mine for a recent South Park episode where they say the N word…

It’s a Wheel of Fortune spoof with a twist at the end.

The category, people who annoy you:

and also on Google Video:

Could you just imagine if this really happened on Wheel of Fortune?

Microsoft ASCII conversion conspiracy theories

November 20, 2024

Originally posted on March 12, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

The real name of Microsoft founder Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (III).

By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values and adding his (III), you get the following:

B 66
I 73
L 76
L 76
G 71
A 65
T 84
E 69
S 83
I 1
I 1
I 1
————–
666

Ok, so that’s a little creepy… but wait, there’s more!

Take M S – D O S 6 . 3 1 and do the same thing:

77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666

and one more for my ASCII loving readers… take W I N D O W S 9 5 and convert it to ASCII:

87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1 = 666

So after this little exercise, do you feel Microsoft is evil? Apparently in ASCII values they are :)

Anyone care to try this with Microsoft Vista?

Please note, this post was done in fun and shouldn’t be tried unless you’re a trained ASCII professional and have an ASCII Exorcist on hand to throw around some holy HTML to save your site and/or content if something evil should happen.