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Turning Off A Light

Originally posted on January 12, 2007 @ 11:05 am

A light in my office was on.

I decided that I didn’t need the light on any longer.

I pressed the light switch thereby turning off the light.

Edit (4:32 pm): Apparently people don’t get the joke about this post.

I was told about a website/blog titled “The dullest blog in the world” and after viewing it, I was laughing pretty good, so good actually that my eyes watered and I needed to walk away from the computer.

Anyway, check it out for yourself: The dullest blog in the world.

More On AT&T and Cingular

Originally posted on January 20, 2007 @ 10:45 am

On January 16, 2007 I posted about Cingular becoming the new AT&T.

Thanks to my friend Felix, I have a great video to explain in a little more detail of exactly what’s taken place.

Ok, to recap, AT&T just bought Cingular and Cingular was already owned by AT&T. BellSouth owns who?!

Let Stephen Colbert from Comedy Central help you figure this out:

Did the video make your head spin? Can you name off all the companies that were mentioned in the video?

C’mon, strut your stuff by leaving a comment :)

The Next Generation Of Pregnancy Test

Originally posted on January 9, 2007 @ 12:11 am

Yes I know my title is a little unusual for a post from me but this evening I saw a commercial for a pregnancy test that had me laughing so hard, I almost wet myself.

Thanks to YouTube, I have the commercial clip below for your viewing enjoyment but first before you watch it, read the words that the announcer says:

It has arrived. The next generation of pregnancy test.

It’s design breath takingly simple. It’s circuitry – incredibly precise.

Without a doubt, it is the most sophisticated piece of technology – you will ever pee on.

Finally, a test that can be used up to four days early and also gives you a result in words.

Clear Blue digital pregnancy test, so advanced, it’s easy.

Without a doubt, it is the most sophisticated piece of technology – you will ever pee on. LOL!

That is the funniest line in the entire commercial… and you even get to see what appears to be pee hitting this “sophisticated piece of technology”.

Yeah, I have a great sense of humor. :)

Heart Shaped Blog

Originally posted on November 25, 2006 @ 11:23 am

Lately there’s been a lot more commercials on TV for online dating. I’ve even noticed more of them on radio too.

Do people really have that hard of a time meeting someone local these days?

Well if you need some help finding someone or getting some useful online dating tips, here are a few online dating blogs to read, so with that in mind, if you’re considering online dating and you’re a blogger, be sure to take this comic to heart:

Heart Shaped Blog

If you start an online relationship, be sure to ping and trackback your significant other on a regular basis or it could be up the information super highway for you without a solid internet connection :)