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Fun Fact

Originally posted on June 16, 2005 @ 1:59 pm

In Japan, the first English sentence taught to students is “This is a Pen”…

WARNING SERIOUS THREAT!

Originally posted on August 29, 2005 @ 7:48 pm

This morning from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America’s supply of convenience store managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.

Note: This is a joke and not a real statement. Fun and Humor you see.

Public Service Announcement (PSA)

Originally posted on April 23, 2005 @ 7:16 pm

If I’m mad, pissed or upset with you, be advised, you’d know it.

If you think I’m mad, pissed or upset with you and/or if you’re not sure, here’s some advise… suck it up and ask me.

In closing, 1987 called, they want their High School Drama back.

Thank you, please drive through.

Was John Kerry the severed head in Reanimator?

Originally posted on September 17, 2004 @ 9:17 am

I saw this comparison on another journal and wanted to share it with my readers, so here you go:

Ok here’s a pic of John Kerry…

John Kerry

Now here is a pic of what looks like the angry severed head of John Kerry in the film Reanimator:

Reanimator

It HAS to be him… even if it’s not it’s still an awfully funny coincidence.